Stepford Mom

Last night, while watching America's Next Top Model, Connor informed me that he wants a new mom. He's going to take me back to the store and get a new mom. One with red pants. "You don't work. You're broken. You're batteries are broken. I'm going to get a new mom."

He even saw one on ANTM that he might want. I asked what he would do with her. "Take her to the aquarium."

Of course. Makes perfect sense.